The worst pickup line you've ever heard

I love bad pickup lines. :)

Come on and tell me what the worst pickup line you've ever used it, whether it was used on you or on someone you know.

How about a game of twister?  Clothes are optional.    

you sure are cute, you know that right?  (as the creepy old guy stares at me- only like 16 at that time)

the typcial hey baby, your so fine...., you have the most beautiful eyes

kind of a p/ u line- so if you come watch a movie with us  we can ride in the ambulance with the lights and sirens on

       &nb sp;               &nb sp;               &nb sp;     

 

This is the weirdest one that I ever got. 

Me and DH (Fredy) at club.

Me (to bartender): I'd like a bottle of water. 

Creepy Drunk Guy: Wanna beer? 

Me: No thanks. You can buy one for my husband though.

Creepy Drunk Guy: Have a beer. (Proceeds to hand me a beer which is pass to Fredy)  What's your husband got to do with us. 

Fredy: Thanks for the beer buddy, I have everything to do with her, and we've got nothing to do with you.

(I was actually really surprised at Fredy because he was so cool about it. I personally was verging on dumping the beer on the drunk guy's head. ) 

In a club.  That'll teach me to be in places I'm too old for.

random guy (RG): Do you come here lots?

me: no, I'm too old for places like this.

RG: Oh, you can't be that old..what year were you born in?

me: '83

RG: Oooh that was a good year!

Conversation proceeded for like another 10 minutes as we were both in line for drinks.  Tried to buy mine.  I said no thanks.  He was so drunk he kept bumping my head when he was trying to speak into my ear.  Gross.

Hey ladies are you going to see a movie? (in line at the movie theater)

Here let me see that you can't be over 21 (guy at bar taking my ID as a way to start a converstation, didn't work)

Guy at party: Hey want to hook up?

Me: Nope I have a boyfriend.

Guy at party: I don't see him... (that didn't work either)

I also had a guy give me his number then try to make me promise to call him. When I wouldn't he bit my hand and left a bruise. Some guys are just messed up!

most effective pickup line ever as a man seeking a woman:

"Criticism completes me."

;D 

I once had a very drunk man look at me, smile and say, "You sure are a pretty little mother f***er."

I was so shocked I just busted up laughing right in his face. This was at my local bar where I went often. I told the bartenders what he said and then everytime I came in from then on, they'd greet me by calling me the "pretty little mother f***er." It was quite hilarious.

i was standing in line for a ride at six flags with some friends. i stuck my tounge out at one of them, and some guy with a huge mustache standing behind me goes, "you shouldn't stick your tounge out unless you plan on using it." *wink*

eew.

Original Post by ignayshus:

most effective pickup line ever as a man seeking a woman:

"Criticism completes me."

;D 

Hehe, I saw that line in a Dilbert strip just yesterday.

The absolute worst:

Random guy:

"Hey, I'm black."

Oh em gee, he did not just go there.

I got this one just this past weekend:

"How would you like to go out to breakfast with a married man?"

Um...what? What am I supposed to say to that? "Gee, I would love to if it were my husband"

Quite frankly, I'm not sure if this is the worst pickup line or the best pickup line...

"Are you copper tellirium? Cause you're CuTe!"

Original Post by soccerislove05:

Quite frankly, I'm not sure if this is the worst pickup line or the best pickup line...

"Are you copper tellirium? Cause you're CuTe!"

Oh my gawd! Nerdy Pick-Up Lines! I LOVE IT! ;D

More Nerdy Pick-up lines 

My ex's roomate (both ex and roomate were physics majors) walked up to a girl and said

"I'd love to calculate your coefficient of friction."

girl: "huh?"  

Then my ex decided to try it on me (thank goodness he tried it on me, but they both actually thought this was a good line!)

  

I'd like to get tangential to you. What are you doing at 8? ;D

Is that a flash drive in your pocket, or are you just ambivalent about seeing me? ;)

I rarely get pick up lines because I rerely go to places where men might pick me up, plus I don't really worry about my looks too much, as in I don't bother wearing make up or sexy clothes or anything like that.

But in college I went to a frat party, my first and last one, and a guy there who was drunk asked me:

guy: "you wanna go make out?"

me: I laughed and said "no, I don't think I have had enough to drink yet"

guy: "well, lets go get you another beer!"

I laughed at the guy and didn't get another beer because I had to drive home.  I thought it was actually kind of cute.

"excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

A bunch of my girlfriends and I were at a bar and I took my calendar out of my purse to write down a date for a party my friend just invited me to.  This guy walks up to me and says "Hey, why dont' you put me down for February 14th?".  We all busted out laughing.  (he was way too young for us and his friends tried all night...they were quite amusing).

An old guy at a redneck bar: "I'd buy you a house and plant roses outside the window so you could see them everyday."  He was so drunk and trying so hard and he said this in a big country twang. My friend and I still say that to each other and giggle.

Girl walks up to a guy, puts her fingers on his mouth and says "Is this seat taken?". 

A friend and I find that really funny for some reason and enjoy doing that to our male friends in the most over the top "sexy" way possible.  Good laughs for all.

97: Ha!

This didn't happen to me, but I was standing there for it...

I used to live in New Orleans and worked on Bourbon St., anyone who has been there probably remembers the little kids (usually boys) who staple flattened soda cans to the bottoms of their shoes and "tap dance" with a box in front of them for money.... one used to harrass my co-worker all the time, he was probably around 13 or so. One day in the middle of all his promises he told her he was going to "buy a car and drive you to Paris." :)

For the longest time it was the biggest joke at work when someone was being annoying... "Why don't you buy a car and drive to Paris?!"