The worst pickup line you've ever heard

I love bad pickup lines. :)

Come on and tell me what the worst pickup line you've ever used it, whether it was used on you or on someone you know.

when i was like 19, i was in line at dunkin donuts on a rainy day when this much older creepy looking guy (like 65 years old) came walking in.

him: that's a nice umbrella, i really need to get one like that.

me: uh..thanks, i think they sell them at that 7/11 up the street.

him: whatever, that's ok, i already have a girlfriend anyway

um...HUH?

Me: (standing in front of the frozen foods looking at lean cuisine calorie counts)

Him: "Girl, whatchyou studyin them lean cuisines fo' when you got a HUNGRY man right here?"

I honestly did not know wether to collapse in hysterical laughter or kiss him for being so clever....LOL I was dumbfounded!

Not really a pick up line, but had this happen to me last friday, and it made me LAUGH.

Black guy who looks JUST like Flava Flav walks by me and says "Yo pretty mama, you stay that way!"

Of course I crack up. That's just too funny. He turns around as he walks by, now walking backwards away from me.

"Oh, lemme see that smile!"

Makes me laugh again, which makes me smile. Now here's the best part. He says, in an incredibly loud voice, for all nearby to hear...

"YAAAAAH Bo-OYYYYY!"

Ohhhh man. I laughed so hard I almost peed myself. 

I never used a pick-up line seriously, but I think sometimes, if delivered the right way they can be a funny way to break the ice. I still think that just saying "Hi, whats your name? I'm Bill" is the best way. Here is one that I used before...jokingly.

"Excuse me, I was wondering if youre allergic to horses"?

- No...why?

"I was wondering if you would like to ride my Italian Stalion.."

..then raise your eyebrows a couple times lol :)

One of my co-workers came to my office one afternoon and asked me what i was doing for the evening. I had made plans to watch american gangster with my hubby and another couple and told him that. His reply "do you need any company? I could come over and watch the movie with you only problem is i wouldn't have a ride home so i could sleep on the couch and you could just take me to work in the morning with you"I couldn't resist poking fun at his stupidity. "why would i need company? i just said i would be with my HUSBAND and my friends...what makes you think sleeping on my couch is a good idea...dont' you have some work to do...we laughed about it all night...

I work for a big cable company...

A 21y/o technician who works out in the field, thought I was a dispatcher and came up and said, "I'm looking for a hot dispatcher to hard close my job tonight..."

I laughed and walked away... he would have been embaressed if he knew my job title.

 

 

"F---- me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?"

 

 

 

"Hey, I bet you've got freckles ALL over your body.  I'd sure like to count your freckles!"  Man, I have laughed about that for years now...

this is my all time favorite:

"i wish i was your derivative so i could lie tangent to your curves."

yeah, geometry is pretty sexy.

"If you were a bugger, I'd pick you first" Not the worst one i have heard but i thought it was funny.

oh and "Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong" 

haha i love lame pick up lines 

 

cook me dinner &ill cook you breakfast.

wow, im tagging this thread. i love it!

Original Post by mewkiwi:

oh and "Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong"

haha...footlong, he wishes. Though I guess "you just gave me a 6-incher" doesn't work so well :)

bumppp.

i love this thread &i want to hear more of it, people!

I was sitting on the plane and there was a woman sitting next to me and this guy that I had chatted with briefly at the gate came down the aisle and said to the woman "I'm trying to get to know this woman a little better (meaning me) would you mind changing seats with me so I can talk with her?"  She was a good sport and changed seats.  We were headed to Hawaii and we ended up having one date for drinks while on the island but he ended up being kind of a flake.

Ahhh, forgot about this one too.... standing in line at Rum Jungle in Las Vegas waiting to get in around midnight, and this 21 year old guy (it was his birthday) that I had been chatting with says "So I know you're older than me, but like I'm really feelin' you right now, so if you were feelin' me too, can't you see us hookin' up?"  I realized at that point that although he appeared lucid, he'd actually had quite a bit to drink, so I told him that I was about to turn 40 the next week and that although I thought he was cute, I did not want him to reminisce about his 21st birthday and have to admit that he hooked up with a 40 year old, LOL!!  I thought the whole thing was so funny, this poor kid... lol.

And a couple more: 

"You are Sexy as Hell"

"Has Jesus called you?  I hear they're missing an angel in heaven"

"I can tell you want to talk to me, so I came over here..."

watch this
:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m75g_A731q0

hahahaha

One I used once in a dare/bet was....

"Baby, you're hot....I'm hot.  Why don't we get together and melt the world?". 

It actually worked.  He laughed at me...said I had balls, then asked how much the bet was for.  Then I laughed and we talked all night. 

*he ended up being a real 'winner'....does drugs, no job, lives with mommy and daddy.  It was short-lived.

Oh well.

me: hey there, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

hot guy: no...how much?

me: enough to break the ice!

*rides off into sunset with hot guy*

hehehehe there's a chance i already posted that in this thread...but i love it!

A guy to me in the bar, "I have a straw if you want one." followed by a greasy smile.

Me: No, really.  I just want a straw, can you please just get out of my way so I can get one...no don't touch it.  I'll get my own.  Thanks.

"Can you f*ck like you can dance"

what an a-hole!