wow I sure am having a fantastic weekend.

I'd rather stick a hot poker through my eyeball then spend another day on this planet. I am moving to mars.

But there are no cartoons on Mars.

Hot pokers can be pretty painful.  :o

Breathing on Mars would be troublesome.  D:

Travel websites now have trips for under 100$. Take it and see some other places. Beeing stuck in one location for very long will do this to you.

Go out there. See the world. Put some stams in your passport. And if that doesn't work, move to mars or venus.