Pretty straightforward. Answer the question of the person above you incorrectly and then ask a question for the next person.
example for those who need it:
Q: What are 'The Smurfs'?
A: The native inhabitants of Australia.
I start
Q:Who said "That's one small step for man...one giant leap for mankind"?
A: The one owned by the catholic church played on Sunday's by that crazy lady that thinks she flippin' owns the loft.
Q: Why do neighbors insist on being mindless of the mundane nature of the conversations they so eagerly seek others out for?
A: because... they do it to piss you off
Q: what do the rings of a tree trunk mean?
A: It means the tree likes a lot of cheap and gaudy jewelry.
Q: How many cards are in a deck?
A: it depends on if you're counting the joker... there are 4 cards (hearts, diamonds, clubs, and spades) if you count the joker... then there are 5 cards
Q: what is splenda made from?
A: ground up embryos (i'm in a lovely mood)
Q: what are y'all doing up so f***ing early!?
A: we get up early because sleep's overrated
Q: what is gorilla glue?
A: It's a term used in the porn industry...man milk.
Q: What's an embryo?
A: the stuff they make Splenda with, duh!
Q: what exactly is "The Right Stuff?"
A: Whatever it is, I'm pretty sure you don't have it. ;)
Q: Why is Green Tea not really green?
A: Because it's the real cause of Global Warming. You see Green Tea releases a gaseous substance know as halitane oxide into the air which reacts with the malicious portion of the atmosphere in a process known as halitosis which releases 93.426% of greenhouse gasses.
B: What does NIH stand for?
A: Nimrods In Heat.
Q: Where does butter come from?
A: Trhawley's churn.
Q: What is oatmeal often used for other than eating?
Original Post by bagga:
A:
Trhawley'sMac Mulberry's churn.Q: What is oatmeal often used for other than eating?
A: Patching ceilings.
Q: What is the Dow Jones Industrial Average?
Original Post by trhawley:
Original Post by bagga:
A:
Trhawley'sMac Mulberry'sBlack Mittens' churn.Q: What is oatmeal often used for other than eating?
A: Patching ceilings.
Q: What is the Dow Jones Industrial Average?
A: about 80 IQ, right at the retarded-line
Q: what is this dog doing?
A: why..... he's playing fetch with his favorite balls ;)
Q: what is a pacemaker?
A: A person who creates a particular type of salsa
Q: What is an acronym?
A: An interesting trick that moody does. You would be amazed how flexible that woman is!
Q: What is on the Discovery Channel?
A: A documentary about where your car keys went
Q: What is a recession?
A: there are two meanings... 1) when someone starts balding 2) a break that elementary school children have to play during school
Q: how many calories are in a boiled egg?
A: 12,000 per square inch
Q: What is 'inflation'?
What type of food should not be eaten?
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