Wrong Answer Game

Pretty straightforward. Answer the question of the person above you incorrectly and then ask a question for the next person.

example for those who need it:
Q: What are 'The Smurfs'?
A: The native inhabitants of Australia.

I start

Q:Who said "That's one small step for man...one giant leap for mankind"?

A: A very expensive unisex, flatulent-scented cologne.  You may have seen the commercials... For the male demographic:  (sexy female voice over) "Inflation... by Calvin Fartz.  For those special times when you don't care what you smell like."  For the female demographic:  (cue music; sexy male voice sings) "I can't seem to forget you.  Your Inflation stays on my mind."

Q: What is an eclipse of the moon?

A: its when the neighborhood boyz decide to pull up their pants.

Q: whre have all the flowers gone?

A: Oprah ate them in a vain attempt at finding the next perfect weight loss food source.

Q: What's the big deal about Acai berries anyway?

A: The big deal is how irritating they can be when clinging to ones butt-hairs, far worse than dingle berries.

Q: What is an epiphany?

A:  It is an old fashioned record player.

Q:  What is a LP?

A: a Lackadaisical Princess.  I just met one in another discussion, talking about getting her coffee served to her in bed. 

Q:  What is an EP?

A:  It is an erect penis.  It is useful for the purpose of making babies.

Q:  What is gastric bypass surgery?

A: the procedure by which gastric emissions are extracted and inspires us to avoid Black Mittens' erection.

Q: what is this thing stuck to my face and why is it causing me to be bitchy?

A:  that substance stuck to your face is poop.  the smell of poop on one's face can cause anyone to act bitchy.  that's why it's important to wash one's hands after takin' a crap

Q:  what's a toothpick?

A: an anorexic chick

Q: am i ever gonna lose weight hanging out here day after day?

A: No!  Go get on the treadmill damnit.

Q:  How did Halloween get started?

A:  well... first you put on your costume, wait a while 'til it gets dark.... (that's when it starts)  walk to your neighbors' doors and beg for candy

Q:  why did star jones leave the view?

A:  Because Rosie O'Donnell needed a part time job.

Q:  How worked for Spacely Sprockets?

(Lol, I meant who not how.)

A: Yeah, that's what I said.  How works for Spacely Sprockets, Who works for NASA and Idontknow is on third base.

Q: What did Horton hear?

A:  Horton heard a What.  Er, or was it a Where?  It doesn't matter any who.

Q: What letter comes after "Z"?

A:  oo....  z+oo=zoo

Q:  what is a a zoo?

A: Go to the after hours club over in the lounge, basement, wear a pith helmet, bring whip, chair, and a side of beef...first timers, go with god.

Q: Why do men seem to lack both style and aim with the whole urination process?

A: Only the men you know bagga---know how a rifle is easier to aim than a handgun?  Same basic idea....

Q: Why can't women learn to pee standing up?

A: Oh they know how, they're just too effing lazy.

Q: Who invented the tampon?

A:  shnitzel did.. she was sick and tired of pads making her feel like she was wearing a big fat diaper

Q:  what is a volvo?