Pretty straightforward. Answer the question of the person above you incorrectly and then ask a question for the next person.
example for those who need it:
Q: What are 'The Smurfs'?
A: The native inhabitants of Australia.
I start
Q:Who said "That's one small step for man...one giant leap for mankind"?
A: It is part of the external genitals of a woman.
Q: What is an orgasm?
A: an orgasm is a living thing (such as animal, plant, fungus, or micro-orgasm). In at least some form, all orgasms are capable of reacting to stimuli, reproduction, growth and maintenance as a stable whole
Q: what is chapstick?
A: It's what an English dude calls his penis.
Q: Why am I up typing questions on CC?
LOL @ #4083
A: Because it's safer than hunting with Dick Cheney
Q: What is the difference between a duck and a quail?
A: one has feathers and the other has fur
Q: what do you use a tape measure for?
A: Recording how long your man's johnson is.
Q: What is a puppet?
A: male puppy= pup female puppy=puppet
Q: what did peewee herman get busted doin' in the movie theatre?
A: He was using chapstick and making animal balloons, which is illegal in movie theaters.
Q: Who is Nickel Creek?
(lol #4080: Some of that is true.)
A: a trio band of the 80s has-beens.... Debbie Gibson, Cindy Lauper, and Timmy T
Q: how many calories does a large tub of buttery movie theatre popcorn have?
A: 700 Billion
Q: What do Alaskans do when their governor commits an impeachable offense?
A:They will make her queen of the christmas pageant she will be entrusted with the safety of the baby jesus for the capital nativity scene, then she'll have to campaign for the rights of the unborn baby new year.
Q: Who let all the fundamentalist loose?
A: either santa clause or the easter bunny.... I forget
Q: who's brad pitt married to?
A: Tom Cruise
Q: Chrysler has a building, what does Ford have?
A: vehicles with hidden compartments for drug smugglers...
Q: what to snails eat?
A: bananas
Q: What's a banana hammock?
A: That's slang for a male thong
Q: What does HTTP stand for?
A: Hot To Trot Ponies.
Q: What is a nut sling?
A: It's what men have to wear for a weak or so after having a vasectomy.
Q: What does the FM stand for in FM radio?
A: When invented the masses feared they would have to pay dearly for this new radio frequency, so it was decided they would clarify the issue in its title and Free Moron radio was born.
Q: When is this rapture coming to claim the fundies?
A: When the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter aligns with Mars.
Q: What is rapture?
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