Pretty straightforward. Answer the question of the person above you incorrectly and then ask a question for the next person.
example for those who need it:
Q: What are 'The Smurfs'?
A: The native inhabitants of Australia.
I start
Q:Who said "That's one small step for man...one giant leap for mankind"?
A: JFK is a contortionist.
Q: Who invented sliced bread?
A: George Washington Carver
Q: Who is Nikola Tesla?
A: He plays lead guitar in a metal band.
A: Who invented condoms?
A: Stalin
Q: Whats in that packet of bright-orange powder found in boxed mac & chee?
A: Stale anthrax and ground-up orange road cones.
Q: What is a geode?
A: Its slang for "GEOdor," what eminates from my car because I haven't cleaned it out in over a year.
Q: What is at the center of the Earth?
A: nougat.
Q: when is this "rapture" I hear tell of?
A: Rapture in 3, 2, 1....
Q: What are the ingredients in a hot toddy?
A: Three glistening drops of sweat off of a hot guy named Todd, a few drops of drool from an oogling lady and gin.
Q: What can I make for a birthday snack for preschool that is healthy and doesn't contain citric acid, nuts, dairy or eggs?
A: mud pies.
Q: where does one get saved?
A: In the Cryogenic Lab's freezer.
Q: What is Disneyland?
A: The common name for the Department of the Treasury
Q: What is Wikipedia?
A: It's one of the Hawaiian Isles.
Q: What is the best turkey stuffing?
A: Wool.
Q: Who invented Basketball?
A: Joe the Basketball
Q: What is it with plumbers and butt cracks?
A: It's how they let their freak flag fly.
A: What was Dick Cheney just indicted for?
A: Looking up Nancy Pelosi's skirt.
Q: What were Dorothy, The Scarecrow, The Tin Man and The Lion looking for?
A: Manufacturing Methamphetamine.
A: They were looking for love in all the wrong places.
Q: What is a deuce coop?
A: Everyone knows that it's where you keep deuces.
Q: What is a flying doo-whop?
A: Tom's hair do.
Q: Why don't we stuff all edible meats with moistened bread products?
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