Pretty straightforward. Answer the question of the person above you incorrectly and then ask a question for the next person.
example for those who need it:
Q: What are 'The Smurfs'?
A: The native inhabitants of Australia.
I start
Q:Who said "That's one small step for man...one giant leap for mankind"?
A: Because we're all completely insane. That's why.
Q: Why do birds suddenly appear any time you are near?
A: I reek of suet.
Q: what is a boyscout jamboree?
A: Campfire stew usually made with crayfish.
Q: What is the soapbox derby?
A: It's a contest to see who can stand on a soapbox and whine the longest.
Q: Why do some people where sunglasses at night?
A: Some people are putzes.
Q: What is a blunderbuss?
A: It's public transportation for clumsy people.
Q: What does schmuck mean?
A: Its an ancient hebrew word for "monkey butt".
Q: What is a conquistador?
A: It's cheese dip.
Q: What is a habanero?
A: It's a men's clothing store in Mexico?
Q: What's a Haberdashery?
A: It's a poisonous fruit
Q: What is a predicate?
A: It's like being between a rock and a hard place.
Q: According to Frank Zappa, what is the crux of the biscuit?
A: the exclamation
Q: What is a Moon-Unit?
A: It is a measurement of the average reflective power of you butt due to it's size and lack of tan. (e.g. Whoa! Rush Limpbaugh is up to an amazing 335 moon-units!)
Q: What is a dweezil?
A: Its how you measure the width of someone's butt when they moon you.
Q: Who are Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan and Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen?
OOPs, too late.
A: A dweezil is a rare ratlike species that lives in cuba. It is known for its love of the herb formerly known as mary jane.
Q: Who are Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan and Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen
A: Sarah Palin's 2012 Campaign steering committee.
Q: What are the Aurora Borealis?
A: It's the pretty lights over your house after one of your methane-filled poot explosions. (lay off the habaneros, man)
Q: What is trivia?
A: a new benzodiazepine
Q: who is Hitler?
A: A hunky new teen pop idol.
Q: Who is Stalin?
A: Hitler's sidekick.
Q: What is the source of puppy-breath?
A: It is produced by nuclear fusion under conditions of severe pressure and density
Q: Why do people wear socks?
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