Pretty straightforward. Answer the question of the person above you incorrectly and then ask a question for the next person.
example for those who need it:
Q: What are 'The Smurfs'?
A: The native inhabitants of Australia.
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Q:Who said "That's one small step for man...one giant leap for mankind"?
A: Because of the "hot" commercials.
Q: Where would you be if the world stopped moving?
A: Taking that left turn in Albuquerque.
Q: What made Wile E. Coyote a super genius?
A: He got his Viagra pills mixed up with his girlfriend's Estrogen pills.
Q: When is Wabbit Season?
A: Just after Duck season.
Q: Why do some people meditate?
A: Probably because their feet hurt and they just need to sit down for awhile.
Q: Where is that music coming from?
A: The radio waves reacting with your fillings.
Q: Is sushi good for you?
A: for me yes... for you ... NO... YOU better beware of sushi .... its evil and out to get you
Q:why are lions considered the king of the jungle ??
A: It only makes sense because they live in the Serengeti plains.
Q: Why don't we have wildebeests roaming the fields here in the states?
A: They prefer to skip and promenade.
Q: Why do armadillos roll up into little circles?
A: Cuz it's sexy!
Q: What is a pin-head slang for?
A: Bob Dole before Viagra
Q: why are Viagra pills blue?
A: It goes better with blue balls.
Q: After disco died, what happened to all the mirror balls?
A: They are used as a defense device on nuclear subs.
Q: Where is the big lake they call Gitchigomee?
A: It is located in my back yard in my perennial garden. It only appears when it rains.
Q: Why is spongebob so cool?
A: Because he never has to pee.
Q: How do you soak up the sun?
A: You need the extra long extension for your Hoover Dirt Devil portable vacuum.
Q: Why do people ride their bikes in the street going against traffic when there is a sidewalk right there?
A: The shortest distance between point A and point B is against the traffic.
Q: How can women drive, put on lipstick, and talk on a cell phone all at the same time?
A: Not all women can. Only Linda Carter fans can.
Q: What do you think the best punishment should be for people who text while driving?
A: Sex
Q: A man is falling from a plane with no parachute; what does he say?
A: "It's a good thing we haven't taken off yet!"
Q: Why did they discontinue the use of the Concorde?
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