Pretty straightforward. Answer the question of the person above you incorrectly and then ask a question for the next person.
example for those who need it:
Q: What are 'The Smurfs'?
A: The native inhabitants of Australia.
I start
Q:Who said "That's one small step for man...one giant leap for mankind"?
A: Flapjacks
Q: What is a kanker sore?
A: It's what you get when you sprain your Kankle.
Q: What is a bunion?
A: Buns that are found in an onion patch.
Q: Why are there so many commericals on TV?
A: So we don't have to sit through those annoying pledge drives.
Q: What is a Funyon?
A:An essential element to proper childhood nutrition and judgmental people.
Q: What is the proper way to mop the kitchen floor?
A: Wait until your children get old enough to do it.
Q: What does www mean?
A: World War Won.
Q: What does WW II mean?
A. World with Ideological Idiots. 
Q. What is Ideological?
A: It is a religious sect in southern California made up mostly of Hollywood optimists.
Q: What makes 4 leaf clovers lucky?
A: The leprechauns use Lucky Charms in the soil while the crazy rabbit watches.
Q: Why are there firecracker displays on the 4th of July?
A. It is a day of celebration for plumbers.
Q. What does a dollar buy today?
A: 4 ounces of natural spring water.
Q: Why does water cost more than gasoline at a convenience store?
A. Because water you can hold more water than gas.
Q. How many ways can you spell the word 2?
A: Four in English, but if you count Klingon, then there is only one.
Q: Why do small water balloons pop more slowly than large water balloons?
A. They have not yet matured to learn how to hurry.
B. What was the purpose of the balloon?
A: To see how loud a noise they could make filled with water when thrown over the top of a tall building.
Q: Why do ruffled potato chips taste better than plain potato chips?
A: They don't really. It just that everytime you open up a bag of plain potato chips Chuck Norris jumps out and threatens to roundhouse kick you in the face unless you eat ruffled potato chips instead. There is no choice.
Q: What is gorilla glue used for?
A: Well when a gorilla is acting up in school he has to glue himself to his chair in the corner of the room as a punishment. Don't ask why - his teacher is an ass (literally).
Q: Why don't dogs have litterboxes?
A: Because they don't know how to tie bows on the boxes.
Q: What comedy actor do you enjoy watching the most?
A: Sarah Palin.
Q: Why do some people find it necessary to spark off their own personal fireworks finale at 11:00 PM on July 5th?
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