Pretty straightforward. Answer the question of the person above you incorrectly and then ask a question for the next person.
example for those who need it:
Q: What are 'The Smurfs'?
A: The native inhabitants of Australia.
I start
Q:Who said "That's one small step for man...one giant leap for mankind"?
A: Because they forgot what day and time it was.
Q: Why don't cats like water baths?
A: Because cats are witches and witches are dissolved if they stay in water too long.
Q: Why didn't Dorothy want to stay in Munchkinland?
A: Because she heard they were having a great sale over the rainbow.
Q: Where did the tinman leave his ax?
A: If it were in your ass you'd know.
Q: How much does a pound of water weigh?
A: The same as a pound of feathers
Q: Why did Dorothy take the broom of the Wicked Witch of the East?
A: that girl had some cleaning to do
Q: what happens when you mix ammonia and chlorine?
A. It makes a good air fresher.
Q. Why is a laptop called a lnotebook?
A: Because the letters are so small you can fit it in your purse easily.
Q: Who dances with a pole?
Original Post by njakamarilyn:
A: The same as a pound of feathers
Q: Why did Dorothy take the broom of the Wicked Witch of the East?
This answer violates the terms of the user agreement.
Original Post by njakamarilyn:
A: Because the letters are so small you can fit it in your purse easily.
Q: Who dances with a pole?
A: Anyone who does the Polka.
Q: What is Octoberfest?
Original Post by trhawley:
Original Post by njakamarilyn:
A: The same as a pound of feathers
Q: Why did Dorothy take the broom of the Wicked Witch of the East?
This answer violates the terms of the user agreement.
(oops - I stand corrected! I thought it was an IQ test - he!he!
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A: Depends on the increments of the molecules found in the water.
Q: Why did Dorothy take the broom of the Wicked Witch of the East?
Original Post by trhawley:
Original Post by njakamarilyn:
A: Because the letters are so small you can fit it in your purse easily.
Q: Who dances with a pole?
A: Anyone who does the Polka.
Q: What is Octoberfest?
A: A baby contest with octomom.
Q: Why do people cry at weddings?
A: Their pantyhose are much too tight.
Q: Who writes User Agreements?
A: Romulans.
Q: Who reads User Agreements?
A: Daleks
Q: How many children do Brad and Angelina have?
A: None!
Q:What does USB stand for?
A: Underage Soft Ballers
Q: Why do men have to have 30 minutes to be left alone after the come home from work?
A:Because There aliens and need to contact home via the thingy'm'bob
Q: Whats a snooze button for?
A. To give the illusion of being awake.
Q. Why are men from Venus and women from Mars?
A: It is in accordance with the prophecy.
Q: Why do people fail to see how idiotic they are?
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