Pretty straightforward. Answer the question of the person above you incorrectly and then ask a question for the next person.
example for those who need it:
Q: What are 'The Smurfs'?
A: The native inhabitants of Australia.
I start
Q:Who said "That's one small step for man...one giant leap for mankind"?
It's not rumbling, it's screaming "FOOD...FOOD"
Why does icecream melt?
because it was made for people with no teeth
Why does everyone grow the same number of teeth
Because the tooth fairy wants to be fair to all.
Why do flames flicker?
wouldn't you flicker if you were on fire?
Where does fire go when it goes out?
A: into our fat thighs for the amzing dimple look.
Q: Why does one need a belly for belly dancing?
'Cause you can't do somersaults without one
Why do camels have a hump (or 2)?
because they wouldn't sit up straight in school
Who really invented baseball
Me of course!!
Why are pandas black & white and wear nappies?
because they like wearing prison wear
Is Superman really real?
Yes, he plays golf with Santa once a fortnight.
Why does Google google and Yahoo yahoo?
because it sounds like an echo
do men go through a change of life?
yes, they end up in the soil and turn in to trees
who is brad pitt married to?
Whoopee Goldberg
why is milk white?
because some one had already invented chocolate milk
Why doesn't Donald Duck wear pants?
Because he doesn't want to get them wet.
Why are oranges orange?
Because I painted them.
Why are bananas yellow?
Because they're freaking COWARDS, that's why! COWARDS, I tell you!
Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk?
Well I don't really have anything in the top compartment of my trunk, but I'm hoping to donate about half of the bottom compartment to Goodwill.
Why do phones always autocorrect people's names into dirty words?
did you know my real mame is 3733
Why do cats and dogs like to lick things
Because I secretly cover them in honey when no one's looking. Shhh, don't tell though.
Why does meat change color when you cook it?
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