Zombie Diet - opinions?

So, I got this diet idea from one of my favorite movies. It's somewhat similar to Aktins, good iron and enzymes, but all the food is very fresh, "not caged" if you know what I mean, but the protein and fat content is high.

Breakfast: brains

Lunch: brains, side of calf, knee

Dinner: More human brains!

Also, the zombie diet requires that you run everywhere for your food. Okay, you actually run down your food. Or, you could walk slowly mumbling "brains...BRAINS!" with a glazed over, undead look to you. I think that the best way to get this going is to NOT write a book about it, but simply run around, biting people and in turn pass on my "craving" for fresher, free-range food.

Unfortunately, I cannot find anything on the calorie content of knees, brains or sides of flesh. Help me out here.

For anyone who still wants to try, here's a food pyramid. :P

I love it!! And the food pyramid, too!! I burst out laughing in my living room and my brother (who's visiting) looked at me quizzically. 

mauuoooahha...

crunch, crunch...

bleeeeeuwwwwwahhh..

step..drag...step..step

..T..Y..P..e..Y..Ty..p..E..Y.

T..............y..p..e

I love the food pyramid.

Barbara, we're coming to get you.

LOL! 

Why am i actually surprised that someone out there made a zombie food pyramid?

would blood be considered a condiment?  Would it be OK, like yellow mustard, or bad, like mayo?

(wow, I think I disgusted myself.)

*Gets horrified look in eyes* Oh my God, i just had the most horrifying flash back of watching 28 weeks later at the movie theatre *shakes head like a crazy girl and covers ears* make the screaming stop! make the screaming stop! *opens eyes and stops* wait, no that's me screaming...

Er, anyway!
One of my mums nutritionist books has the calorie content of various animal brains in it i think if you would like the info???
Lol send me a PM if you're interested!
;) Brains are REALLY high in B12 you know.

I just found this thread, can't believe I missed it for 10 days!

So funny I was laughing out loud. I love the Vampire Diet, it's a lifelong commitment and the best thing it never ends!

Brains- 3.5oz serving (100g)
Calories- 160
Protein- 11.1g
Total fat- 12.5g
B12- 8.6mcg
Calcium- 9mg
Iron- 2.2mg

Well... Brains are good for you at least.
With how healthy Zombies must be, its a wonder they have such poor skin and odor *ponders this for awhile*

Hey, if you build it, they will come! Or, they will shuffle. I am so impressed with the xombie food pyramid and brain nutritional breakdown! Haha! ; )

P.S. Anyone see the newer Dawn of the Dead?

This is hilarious... although, I have cholesterol concerns. Don't organ meats have a lot of cholesterol? :-(

Oh... heh heh (self-consciously)... I just realized if I eat that way, I probably don't have a heart beat... :-/

Love that zombie food pyramid!

Beef Brains have 2054mg of Cholesterol... per 3oz.
Unless thats a typo in my mums book!
I wonder if human brains have the same amount.
Anyone googled "Human brain-nutritional value"?

I'm a vegetarian, i don't think this diet would work for me :(
Can i be a retarded Zombie who staggers around groaning and eating radishes?

Love the food pyramid by the way ;)

My grandparent use to worked at a packing house and the other grandparents had a farm.  Brains, hearts, kidneys, livers, tripe.  I have ate all of that stuff from different animals.
Of course it was all cooked, I guess to be a zoombie it would have to be very fresh!

LOL!  Restless_girl, I think you can be a vegetarian zombie, preying on innocent radishes.

I mean, look at Count Duckula and Bunnicula.  Vegetarians!

I imagine you can substitute pig parts for the count.  Surgeons do.

Lol sweet!
Radishes BEWARE!!! *starts groaning and staggering towards garden*